SANTA'S SECRET ?

After our bout with the flu, I was doing some cleaning and came across

Santa's bag in his box.  Among his personal belongings I  found these

mug shots.  What could he possibly have done to have been a guest

at the Forest Park Police Station?

1.  I am sure you don't need a license to drive a sleigh.

2.  A bag full of gifts certainly can't be a crime.

3.  I doubt that anyone reported the missing milk and cookies.

I've been too embarrassed to ask.  Curious as all get out.

I would just like to know what he's really been up to

for the past 30 years...

Until he tells me, I'll respect his privacy and just say...

WHAT HAPPENS IN FOREST PARK

STAYS IN FOREST PARK.